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From: roberttravis74@gmail.com
Date: 14 December 2009 09:14:41 PM
To: andy@andyleonard.com.au
Subject: Fantastic Alfa 147 2dr Metallic Maroon
Hey mate is this lovely car still available for sale? if so
please
send some pics and your final best offer.
Robert.
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Dear Robert,
Give me a call on 04** *** ***
You can come around and have a look and make an offer.
Talk to you soon,
Cheers
Andy Leonard
On 15/12/2009, at 6:21 PM, Robert Travis wrote:
Hi Andy,
Your prompt reply is highly appreciated, what is your final
offer, because presently am offshore at work because am a petroleum
engineer,i don't have much time around me, but if we come
to a deal what is your payment term?
I will send some agent to come for the inspection and pick up, please
send your full address to me, so that my shipping agent can be
able to locate you for the inspection.
Awaiting your response soonest.
Robert.
Hi Robert,
Just get them to call the number I sent you. Payment is cash
on pick up only.
Andy Leonard
On 15/12/2009, at 6:28 PM, Robert Travis wrote:
Hello,
Where i am now i only have option of effecting payment from
online via my paypal account, if you have paypal caccount you can send
it to me, if you don't have yet you can set it up from paypal website or
better still i can also effect the payment from my paypal account to
you bank account, because my bank account is linked with my paypal
account.
Wating for your quick account to procced.
Robert.
Hi Robert,
OMG you're starting to frustrate me now. I can't believe I just wrote 'OMG' how 'Gen Y'of me. I'm on the cusp of 'Gen X' and 'Gen Y', I'm right on the cusp - I care about social issues, but I also love my iPhone.
Anyhoo, find someone else to transfer the money to, get them to pay me
cash only. I don't trust people asking for my personal details like
that. If you want the car, that's what you'll do.
Andy Leonard
On 15/12/2009, at 6:36 PM, Robert Travis wrote:
Then you can set up a paypal on paypal website and get back to me
with yoyr paypal email.
I shall effect the transfer from here.
Date: 15 December 2009 6:47:08 PM
Subject: Re: Fantastic Alfa 147 2dr Metallic Maroon
Robert,
Did you actually read the email I just sent you? I am not
setting up a paypal account, Poopoohead, if you want the car, you will arrange
for someone to pay cash.
Please read the email before responding, I am not going to set
up a PayPal account for you, it's a waste of time.Please accept my apologies for calling you Poopoohead, I don't know where that came from, really, I don't.
Andy Leonard
On 12/15/09, Andy Leonard <andy@andyleonard.com.au> wrote:
I have just had another thought. What country are you in? I can
have one of my 'agents' pick up the cash from where you are, then I will arrange for the car to be sent to you.
Oh, that makes so much more sense now, how does that sound to you?
I am glad I have now thought of that solution, tell me where you
are, send me all your details and let's sort it out that way.
You'll have to change the money into Australian Dollars, $11 500 to
give cash to my agent.
He will meet you in a public place and take the money, he will then
call me on my mobile phone, we can chat, then I will send the car.
Perfect!
What do you think about that?
Andy Leonard
On 15/12/2009, at 6:54 PM, Robert Travis wrote:
China
On 12/15/09, Andy Leonard <andy@andyleonard.com.au> wrote:
Robert, China is a big place. Send me your address please.
Andy Leonard
On 15/12/2009, at 7:17 PM, Robert Travis wrote:
32. Sanyuali Dadao,Guangzhou China, Tel, +8615202058142.
Where is a public place my agent can meet you in Guangzhou?
Do you have the cash available in Australian dollars?
If you have already changed your currency over to Australian dollars,
I trust you will be impressed by the vibrant colours on our notes,
they're nice aren't they?
Anyway, let me know when you have the money and we can organise the drop off.
No funny business now ...
Cheers
Andy Leonard
On 16/12/2009, at 12:04 AM, Robert Travis wrote:
Let your agent meet me at offshore near korean then.
Sure meet him outside the construction site of the Lotte World 2 Tower in Seoul 12 midday on 18.12.2009.
He will be wearing a blue shirt and a bright pink hat.
You will bring the money to him and address him as 'Tiny Tim', he is actually not tiny, he is 204cm and quite a burly Russian man, I think you'll get along.
We'll see you then. Don't be late ...
Andy Leonard
ok, i will do that.
Date: 16 December 2009 10:05:22 AM
Subject: Re: Fantastic Alfa 147 2dr Metallic Maroon
Fantastic. He will see you then.
Since he is a visitor in Korea, and does not know the local customs etc., would it be too much to ask for him to stay with you?
Where are you staying?
Maybe you could take him out for dinner. Although, he is a member of the local dog appreciation society here in Australia, so I will warn you if the establishment you take him to serves canine delights, he may not be impressed. Is that commonplace in Korea? I don't know if the reports from here we get are true.
I have another friend who will be in Guangzhao in a month or so, she is looking to emigrate to China as she loves Wontons and mass produced nick nacks. Maybe you could show her the local sights? She is looking to find a nice Chinese man to settle down and start a family, probably only the one child though, if that one child policy is still in place. Is it?
Can you send me a photo of yourself so I can forward it onto her to see if you would be a good candidate to be a genetic match to have a child with.
She is awfully attractive and adept in the bedroom, if you know what I mean?
She has asked for a full description of yourself, your income, likes, dislikes and if they match her ideal partner, she will be on the first plane.
Wow, this is really working out well.
Talk to you soon
Andy Leonard
Date: 18 December 2009 10:07:35 PM
Subject: Re: Fantastic Alfa 147 2dr Metallic Maroon
Robert,
Tiny Tim couldn't find you today.
Where were you?
Please phone me at once to arrange an alternative time to meet him. Please don't stand him up again, as it will make him mad. Tiny Tim is a very bad man when he is mad. You don't want to piss this fucker off. Seriously, I have seen him break a man's arm once when he stole his spot in a carpark.
I really don't know why you'd stand Tiny Tim up, after all this correspondence. Also, where is the photo of yourself so I can send it to my friend? She needs to find a nice Chinese groom as soon as possible so she can escape the tyranny of our government in Australia.
I am expecting a long and drawn out story as to your whereabouts today. He waited so long and rang me in tears. All I could do was console him and say that I am sure that there must have been a good reason for you to be so cold as to not show up.
Anyway, Tiny Tim can't speak Korean and I've had word that he is sleeping rough somewhere near the 1988 Olympic Village as he couldn't play the charade game to find a hotel. Poor Tim, the cold makes him more bitter and violent. You best be a good lad and get back to me for an alternative meeting point, otherwise I fear Tiny Tim will spend the remainder of his years on a quest of revenge for your blood.
Regards,
Andy Leonard
Date: 19 December 2009 11:14:19 AM
Subject: Re: Fantastic Alfa 147 2dr Metallic Maroon
Robert,
I have spent the day crying as I have realised that something bad must have happened to you as I can't think of any other reason other than that as the reason for you standing Tiny Tim up. I really felt we had a strong bond between us from our earlier correspondence, did you not feel that?
My friend, the one who was searching for a Chinese groom has decided to end her life in most unfortunate circumstances. She fell from the roof of a Westfield carpark, what a way to go, hey? In the note she'd left, she mentioned that her only avenue of saving any sceric of a life she had planned was to move to Guangzhao to find a suitable genetic match. When she learned that something must have happened to you, she took that as a sign from the heavens to join your good self in paradise.
I would write more, but I have funeral organisations to make, I will write more later. Please respond so I know that you are at least alive and well. I don't know which is worse, knowing that you, my good friend is dead, or knowing that the love of your life has died and you have to go on living.
Well, these are hard times and we will pull through them, I am sure.
I love you,
Andy
ps - where is my fucking money for the car?
Andy Leonard
Andy I love these!
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